Mitochondria Jargon Sells Basic Advice

Updated: 2025.10.14 7D ago 3 sources
Wellness influencers repackage ordinary guidance—eat whole foods, exercise, sleep, avoid booze—under 'mitochondrial health' branding while asserting eye‑ball diagnoses and conspiracies about medicine. The sciencey gloss gives banal advice a radical edge and licenses sweeping claims about institutions. When adopted by officials, this rhetorical move can steer policy talk without changing substantive recommendations. — It shows how technobabble can legitimize anti‑institutional narratives in public health while smuggling ideology into federal messaging.

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